Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...