Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....