Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...