Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...