New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...