20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...