New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...