Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...