Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
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Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
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During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...