What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...