Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...