Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...