Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
ride it to hospital!
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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...