Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.