Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...