Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Mother In Law Happiness
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40 Year Old Man and Woman
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IDEAL DATE
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Where Do We Play?
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Play the Office Game
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My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Bunch of good one-liners
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