You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!