Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...