Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...