The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...