Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...