An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...