Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...