Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...