A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.