Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...