Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...