Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...