How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...