If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...