Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...