Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...