Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...