Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...