What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...