Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...