Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...