What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...