Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...