Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...