What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...