A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...