Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...