Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...