Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!