Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...