Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...