Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...