On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....