Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!